Okay, so this one time, I wore a fadora around school, and proclaimed myself king of the world. Except my friends decided to burst my bubble, and tell me I couldnt be king, because I wasn't male. So I explained to them that I was indeed male, because I had a penis. In fact, that I have a penis and one gangrenous testicle. Of course after I explained that, they believed me. They always believe me in the end. And they pat my head. It always makes me feel better. I'm an angel. :)
